Dear Fellow Driver,

I realize that I am not even a memory to you. You glance in your rear-view mirror and all you see is some random car following you. There you are, on your way to wherever you're going, completely oblivious to what you have just done.

Let me refresh your memory:
You're the person that just had to squeeze yourself right in front of me. You're the reason I had to hit my brakes, and as I sit here, staring out my windshield, you are the center of my universe. I can't forget you. Don't you realize that I want to see my family just as badly as you want to see yours? Can't you see that I'm running just as late? Don't you know that my mission is just as urgent?

I don't know why you bother me as badly as you do. I wish I could just forget you, but here I sit, thinking horrible thoughts about you. My knuckles are white on my steering wheel and the rest of my body feels just as tense. Is this road-rage? Wow, I better calm down. Deep breath ... now release.

Whether you believe in Karma or not, I'm sure you believe something similar. What comes around, goes around. You just ruined my day, and can look forward to your next visit from Karma.

Next time, think before you act.

Thank you.
-- Yendor